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>fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
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>i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be
>in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

1. You see something funny and scream "lol"/"lmao".























2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.





















3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have msn/messenger.
























4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.





















6. Your evening activity is the computer.

























7. You read this list and keep smiling and nodding.

























8. As you read this, you think about how stupid you are for taking the time to read it.




















9. You were too busy to notice number 5.



















10. You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.



















11. & Now, your laughing at your stupidity.

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

There were 3 geologist who come from 3 different nation

America, France dan China

They argued about which country had the most advance technology.

Being a geologist as they are, they start digging on their own country.

First the american, he dug until it reach 1000 feet and he found a cooper wire.

Proudly, he announce that 1000 years ago american already had telephone for communication.

And then it's the french turn, he dig until it reach 1500 feet, and found a piece of glass, proudly he said, see this!!this is proof that france has been using fiber optic since 1500 years ago.

And Finally it's the chinnesse geologist turn. He dig until it reach 1000 feet, found nothing, 1500 feet, still nothing, finally he stopped at 2500 feet. The american and the french (especially the french)were smiling victoriously, but then the china man said, HA!!! you see, china is the most advance in technology, we've been using wireless technology since 2000 years ago!!

Once upon a time, in some company, there was this janitor. One day at lunch hour when he entered the boss room to clean em up, he noticed that the boss were still in there, which is pretty unussual considerring it's lunch time, but he didn't give to much tought about it, so he started moping. The whole time he was mopping, the boss just sit there in front of his computer, mumbling and typing, ignoring the janitor. When the janitor start moping behind the bosses desk, he didn't even notice that the janitor was there. The janitor take a glimps on the monitor, and saw the boss typing a password, he saw it letter by letter and at that time he knew that he is the only person in the company who knows the bosses password, the password that opens all of the company secrets. So rumour starts to spread. and there was this guy from marketing, he thought with the password, it can lead him to learning the company secrets, and maybe the bosses secret as well. Wow, if i play my cards right i could get a raise and a promotion in no time,he tought. So he came to the janitor, offers him some money for the password. The janitor ask for 500 bucks. Damn, thats way to much, $100! and finally they reach a deal at $200. He hand him the $200, and demand for the password. So, what's the password?he ask. Then the janitor lean forward and whispered, star star star star star star, the password is six star.